Last beverage: flat white
Last phone call: my wife asked me to grab something from the store
Last song you listened to: Making The Nature Scene by Sonic youth
Last time you cried: generally have had a hard time crying recently but teared up watching Spider-Man
Have you dated someone twice: nope
Have you ever been cheated on: yeah, but who hasn't
Kissed someone & regretted it: longest story
Have you lost someone special: who hasn't
What are your three favorite colors: Purple, amethyst, and twilight
Met someone who changed you in the past month: i don't like shit, I don't go outside
Do you want any pets: we have three cats (and one more that lives outside)
What time did you wake up today: 5:45 AM (see aforementioned cats)
Name something you CANNOT wait for: to go to sleep tonight
Last time you saw your mother: April 2023
Nicknames: Ian
Relationship status: Married.
Zodiac sign: 🦂
Do you have a crush on someone: Borat voice
Tattoos: Prufrock spoon, poppies, sweetpea, violets, angel of death, gloom, skulls and heart
First best friend: Borat voice
First sport you joined: baseball
First vacation: Flordia 1990 (parents took me to Disney World of which I have no memories)
First school: Garden Springs
Kissed a stranger: noooooooo
Gotten a speeding ticket: no speeding tickets, but failure to give a truck space
Broken someone's heart: probably
Been arrested: mall cops wish they could have
Moved out of town: from Spokane to Oakland to Seattle to Portland
Miracles: no
Love at first sight: Borat voice
Who did you last say “i love you” to? truthfully, probably a cat
Have you ever been depressed? yr here, aren't you?
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